Does the President eat young children? I don’t know. That’s what they’re saying. I think it’s possible. It might not be young children—maybe they have to be eight years old or something. But it’s possible. I think it’s very possible. Likely, even. And I think it has to be investigated. We need to get to the bottom of this and very quickly.
I’ll tell you that he does eat young children, the lamestream media will cover-up. A bunch of corrupt, terrible enemies of the people who are ruining our country. Sick individuals who will try to stop the truth from coming out. But it will come out. Because there are a lot of beautiful people who will make sure it does. They are the real patriots. People who tell the truth.
Eating young children is a terrible, terrible thing. No one should eat a child without being properly vetted. It has to be run by people who know what they’re doing, not a bunch of incompetent bureaucrats. No more waste, fraud, and abuse.
Look, it comes down to America First. America First. We can’t have foreigners eating our children. Ripping us off. That’s why we need tariffs to stop the flow of foreign child-eaters. Make them pay. And make America great again.